- "I am so pretty."
- "I’m new."
- "Who the fuck are you?"
- "Who the fuck let you in here?"
- "Let me tell you how things work around here."
- "Guess what? I already know all these things!"
- "That’s my fucking boyfriend, bitch!"
- "You’re not from around here, are you?"
- "I feel like her dad might have… died."
- "Just, what the fuck do you want?"
- "But know this: I… do not like you."
- "I feel indifferent towards you."
- "So long story short, he’s kinda my boyfriend right now."
- "So long story short, she’s kinda my mouth date right now."
- "It’s a fucking French word, you little bitch!"
- "And he was all like, ‘You know what? I respect you.’"
- "Was it slutty of me that I gave you a handjob last night?"
- "Why do you say ‘how do you say’ before things you clearly already know how to say?!"
- "You’re not even from France. You’re from Montreal."
- "Stop trying to change the subject!"
- "Actually, she hasn’t told a lie since the third grade, so, um, yeah. She can be trusted, you idiot."
- "Hey, if it’s okay, do you think you could give me another handjob tonight?"
- "God, I hate her so much!"
- "Hey, if I watch an episode of Glee, and an episode of Gossip Girl, can I get a blowjob instead?"
- "LA LA LA, I LOVE GOSSIP GIRL SOOO MUCH!"
- "Why don’t you go eat a roly-poly like you did in the GODDAMN THIRD GRADE?!"
- "You are not my boyfriend anymore."
- "God, I wanna fucking murder you."
- "Are you suggesting a ménage à trois?"
- "Bet that was better than some second-rate handjob."
- "Who the FUCK said my handjobs were second rate?!"
- "When I get through with that piece of shit, he’s gonna WISH his parents went through with that move to Saint Louis!"
- "I also let boys fuck me in my butthole. Not my growler, but my butthole."
- "I’m saving my virginity for someone special."
- "What the fuck is a growler?"
- "So is there cheer practice today or not?"
- "I heard that you’re going around calling me a fucking liar!"
- "Shut up! You know I’m partially deaf in my right ear after Matthew Derringer hit me in the head with that fuckin’ hackeysack in the third grade!"
- "Um, college is great. I’m in, like, a shit-ton of sororities, and I have a twenty-nine year old boyfriend."
- "Suck it!"
- "I heard you were calling my sister a fucking liar!"
- "Oh, no. No! We are not doing this again."
- "Okay, seriously, who the fuck is watching the door?"
- "How did a nine year old get in here?"
- "How did you know about that?"
- "Fucking stand on the other side of me!"
- "Oh my God, it smells terrible in here."
- "I want an apology!"
- "I’m not a fucking liar."
- "I didn’t believe that for a goddamn second!"
- "You know, it’d be a shame if your sister fell down a flight of stairs."
- "Wait, what’s going on?"
- "Suck my dick!"
- "It’s a figure of speech. Not an invitation."
- "We accept you, bro."
- "This year, we’re going to state!"
- "He’s very gay."
- "I am going to reiterate a point that I make to you at least twice a week."
- "A diet Coke. No. Strawberry shake. No! Diet Coke. NO! Both."
- "That is gonna be one huge shit."
- "Still giving people diarrhea for a living?"
- "We’ll take care of it."
- "I don’t worry; I got this!"
- "Jesus Christ, is that a fucking Gremlin?!"
- "We’re at war. We need allies!"
- "Dad gave you that card for emergencies only!"
- "I told you to never talk about that! God!"
- "Um, excuse me, I will cut a bitch if there is lice somewhere in my chili."
- "We’re kind of in the middle of something right now, so if you could, you know… not?"
- "Hey! That’s not my name!"
- "Is this gonna go on for much longer, ‘cause I got a basket of jalapeno poppers that are getting cold."
- "Okay, well, we’ll make you an admin on the Facebook page, include you on the Google Doc, and start CCing you on all emails!"
- "Can I go eat now?"
- "Why don’t you give me a fucking break, okay?"
- "I had to break up with my boyfriend today."
- "I have a yeast infection."
- "Can I help you?"
- "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
- "Listen, bitch, I don’t know who the fuck you think you are, but…"
- "Oh my God, thank God you’re here."
- "I don’t know if you remember me."
- "You cursed me out in the bathroom earlier today."
- "Oh my God, was that today? That seems like so long ago…"
- "That was like, literally hours ago."
- "I thought we had a connection!"
- "Fuck off."
- "You’re the handjob girl, right?"
- "I’m glad I ran into you here."
- "Fuck no, you guys are assholes!"
- "Why was I not consulted about this?"
- "I swear to God that if this blows up in your face, you had better believe I will take this megaphone and shove it up your ass!"
Send me one or more of the follow symbols!
☮ - If you could only eat at one fast food place for the rest of your life, where would it be?
✈ - First kiss story.
☠ - Embarrassing story from middle school.
✌ - First rp muse you ever played.
✖ - Have you ever had surgery, if so, where?
☢ - Hair color? Eye color?
☣ - Whats your favorite thing about yourself, physically && personality?
❖ - TV show that pisses you off but you can’t stop watching like a train wreck?
♔ - An unpopular opinion you have about something a lesser known fandom.
♚ - Favorite reality TV shows.
★ - Favorite TV shows outside of the tumblr huge realm, (excluding Superwholock, TVD, Teen Wolf, TWD, Marvel)
☆ - Pick five of your favorite movies that start with the first letter of your first name.
☄ - Do you have any weird sleeping habits?
◎ - Last thing you recorded on TV through TiVO or your DVR?
ღ - Best present you ever received, worst present you ever received.
๏ - What do you like on your toast? Or bagels.
☺ - Preferred playing piece in Monopoly?
☻ - Do you believe in ghosts? Lochness monster? Bigfoot? Yeti?
♜ - What was the last thing you purchased?
♝ - Tell a story about something creepy that happened to you, either paranormal creepy, or people being weird creepy.
♞ - A favored holiday tradition.
♟ - Have you ever been in a school play? If so what, and who did you play? Or were you behind the scenes?
✿ - Favorite ice cream flavor?
✽ - Favorite pie or cake flavor?
☀ - Favorite actors or actresses beginning with the last letter of your last name?
☃ - Name some seemingly stupid things that make you really angry or annoyed.
When you really really want to answer an Rp but you can’t find the right words and you are answering other RPs faster than the speed of light and you are sure the other RPer thinks you are being a douchebag but in reality you are just like
- [text] I might be pregnant
- [text] Are you pregnant?
- [text] I’ll be home earlier than expected!
- [text] I won’t be home today, don’t wait up
- [text] How would you feel about moving in?
- [text] I have a surprise for you!
- [text] I’ve got the popcorn, chosen the film- all you have to do is turn up
- [text] I don’t care if you’re throwing up lava, I’d rather spend the day with you than them
- [text] Can you stop taking my underwear please?
- [text] Might need you to bail me out…
- [text]You’re really cute when you sleep
- [text] Wish you were here
- [text] So bored without you!
- [text] You’re boring me.
- [text] Surprise me!
- [text] Where are you? I’m stuck talking to your uncle and he’s starting to interrogate me…
- [text] I love you, see you later x
- [text] I’m running late- sorry!
- [text] Just want you to know, my parents want to meet you
- [text] Do you want to go?
- [text] I want to spoil you
- [text] How do you do this everyday?
- [text] So, when can I meet the parents?
- [text] Why are you in a wedding dress shop?
- [text] You’re late! What’s taking so long?
- [text] I got your orange juice, was there anything else you wanted?
- [text] Good morning future wife/ husband x
- [text] Sleep well my love x
"I did ask her out once though… It was the first day of freshman year… She even laughed. Told me to come back when the bike I rode to school had an engine, not a chain" (2x05). inspired by (x)
what do you mean this isn’t what happened?